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Terrorists in our church!

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Terrorists in our church!
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Steve Severance
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January 4, 2010
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This is earthshaking news! Terrorists in our church!

Date: Saturday, January 2, 2010, 11:14 AM

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been

Operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin

Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their

Leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of

Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and

To work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by

The name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force

In the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not

Blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of

Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different

Characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin

Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

Which cell group do you belong to?

And guess what, no church is exempt. However, you can spot them if you

"bin lookin".

Bin Prayin??? No, then you better get busy, cuz our country needs all the

Prayers you can pack in a day, not just when you are in church.

I "bin lookin" YOU "Bin Prayin" ???